The DUI Mario Kart experiment

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Blast from the past! Back in 2008 we had a Mario Kart DUI experiment that got some attention. A lot of attention. Tons of it in fact! As the post has been down for a while, here it is for new readers and Googlers.

It's the question that has gone unanswered since Jesus first debated it with Abraham: how much does drinking actually impair your driving skills? Now is the time to answer it, through the most accurate of measurements: Wii Mario Kart!

We measured three players while sober, with around .04% blood alcohol content (BAC,) and around .08% BAC. The results are interesting...

Player 0 BAC 0.04 BAC 0.08 BAC Avg Time
Andrew 3:45 3:36 3:36 3:39
Mike 3:26 3:22 3:22 3:23
Remi 3:35 3:23 3:23 3:27
Averages 3:35 3:27 3:27 3:30

The results are interesting! Notice that we completed the courses quicker across the board with alcohol in the blood, and all three of us had the same times with .04 and .08 BAC.

So what is the conclusion? Drinking and driving is obviously faster, and should be encouraged! (But only in video gaming, kids.)

Some other numbers, outside of the actual experiment:

Best racer: Mike, averaging 3:23.

Worst racer: Geneva, averaging 3:52. (It should be pointed out she did beat the author of this post once.)

Greatest improvement: Andrew, 9 seconds down.

Closest race: Becky VS Remi, where the best man (that would be me) won by one second. (3:31)



Straight Edge Vegan, week one

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So it's pretty obvious that veganism in itself is quite a bit more than a culinary choice. I mean, I knew as much, but it hits a bit harder when you're actually trying to live it for a month. Throw the straight edge part into the mix and, well, Sustaining Straight Edge Vegan Foods During September in Spokane (Challenge) is actually quite the challenge!

But here I am, and after doing this for one and a half week, it's not going that poorly. My three lapses were at a birthday dinner at Latah Bistro, a dinner at Sante, and a cup of coffee on Thursday. The latter was, obviously, just a straight edge lapse.

Latah Bistro certainly had both vegan and vegetarian options, and I actually did order my pasta dish (that usually comes with bacon) vegetarian. Did I feel like I missed out on anything? Not really. I have had it with bacon, and while I do prefer it that way, it still felt like a fully realized dish. As for the straight edge-ism, I had a glass of wine with dinner. I was good with both lapses.

At Sante I definitely crashed and burned. Badly or, as I feel it is, goodly. When they have foie gras on the menu it'd be a downright sin not to order it, and it was pretty damn heavenly. Last time I had foie gras was in Spain, and Sante's was right up there. Add a steak, wine and a glass of port with a decadent flourless chocolate cake, and well... I hit bottom. Or top. It's all good.

Crystal of Spokane Vegans pointed out that both Latah Bistro and Sante can prepare meals vegan style, and she is 100% correct. I hear people whine and complaint about there not being enough vegetarian options in Spokane, but really, these people don't know what they're talking about. Go into any restaurant worth its salt, and you can request any dish within reason both vegetarian and vegan style. If they have any issues with the special request -- and again, I'd be shocked if they did -- then simply leave. Not too hard.

So yes, I could have gone both vegetarian and vegan at Sante, but I didn't. Even though this is the Sustaining Straight Edge Vegan Foods During September in Spokane (Challenge) I simply don't want to put any kind of shackles on myself when I feel like foie gras. That's my choice and I'm fine with it.

And the challenge goes on. Three more weeks!


On Bourdain, Santevorism and Michelin

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Anthony Bourdain's No Reservation celebrated its 100th episode by heading back to the city where it all started, Paris. The city, we were told, has changed drastically over the past five odd years. Gone are the crowds running down Michelin rated restaurants' doors, as is focus on "revolutionary" twists on cooking. In its place are new takes on classic haute cuisine at lower cost bistros that don't qualify for the once coveted Michelin star.

It makes sense, of course, and the mantra we heard from Paris was a desire to provide gourmet food for everyone. 

With Spain's surge to become an international powerhouse for food, it seems to me that France is following their direction. You can head to a truckstop anywhere in Spain and enjoy first class charcuterie, tapas, bocadillas and wine for next to nothing. Tapas vary from city to city depending on their local meats, seafood and produce. Same goes for wine.

This might be why you don't hear that much about "locavorism" in Mediterranean countries -- it's been part of life since forever.

Anyway!

All of this is something Spokane should take a good look at. In a sense it already has. We will, of course, never have a Michelin rated restaurant here, but as the world is starting to turn away from arbitrary ratings -- which is the way Michelin has gone as of late -- this is a town where cheaper options tend to win, and there's no reason not to make these options high quality.

As it is, not everybody gets that you can eat local high-end cuisine in Spokane without breaking the bank. Take a quick look at Red Lobster or Outback Steakhouse's menues and it doesn't take an economist to figure out they're not cheap, and lines form outside those places at an alarming rate.

Sante in many ways captures what these French and Spanish and Italian and what-have-you restaurants are doing. Anything from hors d'œuvre to ten plate dinners can be enjoyed with wine, beer or coffee. Sure, the ten course dinner isn't something you do daily, but frankly, compared to what you would pay for that at a Michelin rated restaurant, it is actually not badly priced at all, and the enjoyment level I can guarantee will be similar. Or alternatively try a seven or five course dinner. It's all customizable.

Point of course being that you don't have to spring for any of that. A dinner with a glass of wine can easily run you less than $20, and it's always high quality. Heck, just go in and try one of Lynette Pflueger's amazing pastries and a cup of coffee and you are enjoying an high quality dessert while appearing -- dare we say it?! -- downright urbane.

Some call it being a bon vivant. We prefer the term Santevorism. You might call it Latah Bistroism, Mizunaism or Lunaism. All of them are good! And all of them are named after spots with decent priced options.

Now is as good of time as any to get out there and enjoy some high end local cuisine without having to sell your firstborn.

Screw ratings, they are dead anyway. Ignore them and try spots for yourself.

Unless you read our ratings. Because they're awesome.


Sustaining Veganism in September

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It's September and what better way to celebrate the month than to have a little challenge. Not a contest or competition, but a challenge, one we like to call:

Sustaining Straight Edge Vegan Foods During September in Spokane (Challenge)

Pretty snappy, isn't it? Just a little something we came up with.

And yes, it is exactly what it sounds like: During the month of September we will live straightedge vegan, with an emphasis on Spokane foods! For those not familiar with the term "straight edge vegan" this means:

  • Pure vegan foods, of course, i.e. no meat or dairy.
  • No alcohol.
  • No tobacco.
  • No caffeine.
  • No prescription or recreational drugs.
  • Lots of hardcore punk rock...

... actually, no, we'll probably just keep this food related. In other words we can still wear our leather belts.

Will we stumble and fail? You bet! But Sustaining Straight Edge Vegan Foods During September in Spokane (Challenge) is a challenge, not a contest, so we'll simply fess up when we do.

The stumbling blocks are many: Sante, for example. Or Latah Bistro. You get the point. We're simply trying to challenge ourselves to some semi-straight edge veganism for Sustaining Straight Edge Vegan Foods During September in Spokane (Challenge).

Now and again we'll have some updates here, keeping you up to date on our progress. I am sure we will learn some things about the many myths behind veganism, both positive and negative.

And hey, if you want to join in with Sustaining Straight Edge Vegan Foods During September in Spokane (Challenge), go for it! It could get interesting.