Tortilla Union does everything right. Or, as it is, Tortilla Union does everything the right way. There’s a slight, but important difference between the two.
Imagine the scenario: You’ve watched an average movie, feeling averagely hungry, and hey, what do you know, you’re in a mall, and what better place to find an average meal. You’re lying to yourself and you’re lying to us if you claim this has never happened to you. We’re all guilty of it. We want convenience, but we don’t entirely want to give up on our ideals. We don’t want to lower ourselves to Red Robin.
And that is why Tortilla Union exists.
This is the place you tell your friends you went to after watching Suicide Squad, feeling somewhat distraught at the lack of Jared Leto1, and you just «wanted something quick and simple to go with a drink». You know what? Tortilla Union does that perfectly averagely. You won’t lose face going there—as long as you present it with a roll of the eye and a chuckle—and you will walk out having forgotten about the experience pretty much as soon as you’ve paid the check.
It’s like it was created for a mall, Tortilla Union. It’s as inoffensive to as many people as it possibly can be. Gluten free options abound, and tacos complementing the average beer selection just fine. You can happily eat and drink and socialize, well in knowledge of the two first not getting in the way of the third.
I’m not saying I’d go again, but then, maybe I’m lying to myself. It is what it is, Tortilla Union, and what it is, is either perfectly or criminally average, depending on your point of view.
1 Words I never thought I’d say, but what the hell, right?
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