Somewhere, the George Maupins of the world are sitting around with a list of puns and monikers, waiting for a winter that is not happening.
For the rest of us, there are other things to worry about. Like...
More stuff opening in Browne's Addition! "Project EJ's", as it's currently known, will open in the Roberts Mansion. Billed as the "coolest new bar/restaurant to hit Historic Browne's Addition", you can follow its progress on Twitter and Facebook. We assume -- which we probably shouldn't -- this is the spot Blaine mentioned on his blog, that will feature former Globe chef Howard Bateman at the helm.
More blogs starting up! Speaking of blogs, you should probably check out One Bag at a Time if you enjoy coffee and Spokane and the combination of both. The site is from the mind of the Keaton Violet, so quality is guaranteed.
Twelve String Brewing Company's taproom is open! Actually, it has been for a while now, but that's neither here nor there. A new brewery in town is always a good thing, so make sure you check them out.
Sushi Track is changing! New name is, apparently, Beyond Belt Sushi and Roll. Yeah.